Into the Office and Over the Walls – Cubicle Warfare!
Spending hours in a cubicle is hard – staying sane while doing it is even more difficult. Claustrophobia kicks in, the guy next to you is grating on your nerves, your kneecaps are aching from sitting too long and this is when it happens. Someone breaks out the rubber bands and little pieces of paper start flying over cubicle walls. Cubicle warfare has begun!
But wait, the term has taken on a whole new meaning since more sophisticated weapons have been introduced over the past ten years. Cubicle warfare has evolved into some pretty crazy shenanigans taking place in the office environment.
While we do not condone cubicle warfare, let’s take a look at a few choice weapons that have made it into the office and over the walls:
USB Missile Launcher– This unit moves left, right, up and down like a Patriot missile system. It can shoot foam rockets (3) at a fast rate up to twenty feet; it even has sound effects. The beautiful part – you can control it from your computer!
MegaZooka Air Gun – This seemingly harmless gun blows a mega-ball of air towards the target of your choice. You can shoot one at a time or you can use the semi-automatic position.
Marshmallow Shooter – This amazing invention shoots miniature marshmallows up to 30 feet. You can use the laser feature to target your opponents in their cubicles and with its pump action feature, you can shoot up to 20 marshmallows. When those run out, you can use the red foam pellets it comes with.
Flingshot Flying Barnyard Chicken – You can shoot these finger propelled critters right over the wall of your unsuspecting cubicle mate!
ICUCopyClip – This nifty little gadget attaches to your computer monitor so you can see who’s sneaking up on you. A must-have when it comes to cubicle warfare!
SpyNet Laser Security System – Okay, we admit this is a little on the “over kill” side but it’s pretty cool nonetheless. This real Class 1 laser transmitter can beam – in multiple configurations mind you – an invisible laser ‘tripwire’ to keep invaders from sneaking up on you.
Spitballs – Not the paper kind – these come without the spit and can grow up to 200 times their original size when immersed in water.
Silverlit Remote Control Heli Blaster – This is the ultimate weapon when it comes to cubicle warfare. This is an infrared remote controlled helicopter and includes 8 Plastic Rockets.
Do you have a few items in your cubicle warfare arsenal? We’d love to hear about them in our comments section below.
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